Not to mention owning the TV to watch all of the sports I can handle.
Here are a few things that won the Internet for me today.
The Brewers' Khris Davis nearly lost a homer for missing plate yesterday. The video with this story is worth watching not only for Davis home run trot and the ensuing appeals but for the calls by some legendary broadcast teams that include Bob Uecker and Jon Miller.
Look who's on the cover of Sports Illustrated this week. Here's hoping the SI cover jinx doesn't knock down the Royals -- who tonight suffered their third consecutive loss for the first time this season, one day after an ugly 14-1 loss at Yankee Stadium. Hold on to your hats, Royals fans.
This week's regional cover: The @Royals are out to prove last season was no fluke http://t.co/yKdnJgExlt pic.twitter.com/MNjWImch0L— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) May 26, 2015
Also from Twitter ...
How to tell whether you're a writer: 1) Write something. 2) If it took far too long and you now hate yourself, you're a writer.— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) May 26, 2015
And finally, this ... Beautiful.
Just another night at the ballpark. pic.twitter.com/29DaVFnEUf— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 27, 2015